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Learning How to Show Off… Your Pussy

(First, a quick comment about the title and the images included in this post:  yes, I know, many of you might be turned off by “Learning how to show off… your pussy.”  And you might be a bit shocked or turned off by the pictures of women’s pussies below.  Get over it.  The whole point here is that what you might find uncomfortable looking at is wonderful.  Men love it and you should know that and love it, too.  Or at least not be uncomfortable looking at it.  My job is not really to replicate the Vagina Monologues, but really, ladies, your junk is beautiful.)

I don’t know how many women I’ve talked to, or guys I’ve talked to about their girlfriends and wives’ attitudes, who think their vagina is… ugly.  All wrinkled up, vertical slit, with a ton of flaps and folds buried in there.  Ewww.  Right?

WRONG.

Damn, ladies, don’t you understand?  Your pussy is beautiful.  Men love looking at your pussy.  Men who don’t love pussy are GAY.  Not in the pejorative sense popularized by homophobes the world over, but literally gay.  I should name this post “The Gay Test” because that’s what your pussy is.  Show it to a guy and if he wrinkles his nose and expresses distaste, he’s gay.  Gay.  Capital G A Y, gay.  Do not believe his I’m-still-in-the-closet line about loving to fuck pussy but not liking the look of it.  That’s bullshit.

The Vagina Monologues: Broadway's deep contribution to helping women love their vaginas

Now, getting off the Twitter-traffic-generating Gay Test meme and back to my original thought: pussy is picturesque.  Cunt is cute.  Vagina is very very good looking! You are walking around with this secret weapon between your thighs and most of you don’t realize it.  Show it off.  Take pictures.  Spread your legs.  Go without panties.  I’m telling you: amazing!  If you still don’t believe me, Get Thee to a Showing of the Vagina Monologues!

So, you probably think you’ve figured out today’s lesson in Sexy 101?  Pussy is beautiful, right?  No, that is just a necessary foundation to today’s lesson:  How to show it off.

There’s nothing sexier than a woman who is confident enough to show off her pussy.  It doesn’t have to be slutty (though that’s good, too!).  It can be subtle and smoldering (think Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct).  Or it can be bold and blatant. But you have to own it, know it, love it and know it is (and you are) sexy.  There are a thousand ways to do this.

Three sample ways to show it off:

  1. The Classic Squeeze: bending over so your pussy lips squeeze together

    The Classic Squeeze:  Bend over to pick out your PJs from a drawer, while strategically positioning yourself so your lover can see your pussy.  The classic “Squeeze.”  Subtle.  Simple.  Masked by a supposed innocent need to pick up your pajamas off the floor.  It squeezes your pussy lips together into a beautiful and sexy compilation of all the wonderful secrets inside.  The guy who sees it will be wondering, subconsciously, what it looks like spread open.  A good, subtle tease.

  2. Simple: lay on the bed and spread. Watch his reaction.

    The Simple Spread: lay on the bed and spread your legs.  Go the direct route.  Spread.  None of that gynecological ultrawide spreading.  Just spread your legs.  Let him look.  I guarantee you will be fascinated by his fascination.

  3. The Sharon Stone:  Another simple and elegant way to show your pussy off is just not to wear underwear.  Next time you go to work, the PTA meeting, or the girls bookclub, don’t wear any underwear.  He’ll get a kick out of knowing you didn’t wear or aren’t wearing any panties.  He thinks about your

    The Sharon Stone: no undies, please!

    pussy a lot. Showing it to him will give it a little emphasis.  Knowing your pussy was unclothed will make you seem VERY sexy.  NOTE:  if you’re at that time in your cycle where you’re a bit wetter than normal and you need the underwear for cleanliness’ sake, just slip them off in the car before going in the house.  He doesn’t need to know when they came off!  This only works with skirts, by the way.  Otherwise, how would he see your unclad pussy inside your jeans?

Sexy101 Homework:  take a mirror, get naked, alone, and put the mirror between your spread legs.  Take a look.  Learn to recognize it.  Look at your pussy from all angles.  Open, closed, behind, standing, sitting, laying down.  Don’t be an Anthony Weiner and have to admit that maybe you don’t know what your own junk looks like.

Next post:  More on showing it off!

Discussion

3 thoughts on “Learning How to Show Off… Your Pussy

  1. The Sharon Stone is the thing. Did that with my girlfriend (yes, girlfriend) and she was majorly turned on when I handed her the panties when we walked out the door of our place.

    Posted by Danni | July 15, 2011, 5:14 pm
  2. I talked my wife in going without panties many years ago and she has had so much fun during the summer going commando that I have to make sure she is wearing panties when we are going somewhere that she would get negative feedback if she flashed

    Posted by Tony | February 16, 2013, 10:38 pm

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